thirteenth breath ✧ action

[musubi]

This had better damn well be chocolate!

[Isamu is currently trudging through town, covered and dripping with something sweet smelling and brown. Someone was caught under a random chocolate rain cloud.

He's trying to avoid licking his hand to see if it actually is chocolate, since it falling from the sky in the first place doesn't lend much credibility to its cleanliness.]


Seriously? Seriously?

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[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

[Naoki's making his way through town himself, slowing as he sees his friend and staring at him.]

...what the hell happened?

[wings-thatwait.livejournal.com]

Isamu? Is that you?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Naoki! [He flails his arms a little.] This place's sense of humor SUCKS.

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

[Naoki walks closer, sniffing in his direction. No, that is not weird at all.]

It's chocolate. How the hell did you get covered with chocolate. [It's not even a question because what.]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[Glowering like whoa.] No. It's the Easter bunny.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Because it rained on me!

[A little raincloud of chocolate, Naoki. Whyyyyyy? ;;]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

It rained chocolate. [Staring a little blankly.]

...christ, that's going to be a pain in the ass to get off.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

The what?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You're telling me! I like these clothes, too.

[He takes off his hat, shaking a little off before putting it back on his head with a frown.]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

...Nevermind.

Yeah, it's me. This place is run by assholes.

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

[Naoki shakes his head, bemused.] What's the hell's the point of this kind of experiment?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Isn't it obvious? To make my life miserable.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

But, how did - what is that?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[He holds out a hand.] You can smell it, right? It's chocolate.

Fucking. Chocolate.

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. C'mon, should try to get that cleaned off.

[wings-thatwait.livejournal.com]

Have you tasted it yet?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

That was the plan, yeah.

...And if you're volunteering to bathe me, I'll pass. Though you can do my laundry if you're so inclined.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I'm not sticking this shit in my mouth. You nuts? Who knows what's really in it.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Isn't that Naoki's annoying friend that Haruki spies out of the corner of his eye. And he's covered in...? What is that? Either way, it makes the peanut gallery begin to snicker over here]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know it's really chocolate?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[Have a middle finger in your direction, Haruki. Isamu just keeps walking.]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Because that's how lame the people in charge are. And because it smells like it.

You wanna lick some off? Feel free.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

you can't go by smell alone. How do you know it's not just-

What?! No! Not after it's been on you!

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like I would. You're perfectly capable of bathing yourself. [Waving a hand.] I'll try to save your outfit from being chocolate-stained.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're not gonna eat it, I'm not gonna eat it!