thirteenth breath ✧ action

[musubi]

This had better damn well be chocolate!

[Isamu is currently trudging through town, covered and dripping with something sweet smelling and brown. Someone was caught under a random chocolate rain cloud.

He's trying to avoid licking his hand to see if it actually is chocolate, since it falling from the sky in the first place doesn't lend much credibility to its cleanliness.]


Seriously? Seriously?

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[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[He holds out a hand.] You can smell it, right? It's chocolate.

Fucking. Chocolate.

[wings-thatwait.livejournal.com]

Have you tasted it yet?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I'm not sticking this shit in my mouth. You nuts? Who knows what's really in it.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know it's really chocolate?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Because that's how lame the people in charge are. And because it smells like it.

You wanna lick some off? Feel free.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

you can't go by smell alone. How do you know it's not just-

What?! No! Not after it's been on you!

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're not gonna eat it, I'm not gonna eat it!

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Fine, then! Don't!

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I won't!

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I know a remedy for chocolate stains.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Really now? You wade in chocolate often?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Forget it!

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[Yelling after her.] Stay classy, babe!

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What did you just call me?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

What? Babe? You're a girl, aren't you? Guess if I'm wrong that would explain a few things...

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?! I am a girl but you have no right to address me with a term such as that!

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[Gah!] And what would you prefer, exactly? I didn't think 'babe' was technically an insult. In fact, plenty of people would consider it a compliment.

[wings-thatwait.livejournal.com]

Call me by my name! I have one, and you know it!

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. What was it again? Winnie?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

It's Winry you jerk!

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Winry. [He can't help it if her parents named her something weird.]

I'll try to remember that.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[It's perfectly common in Japan! He'll just snicker a little, because it's nice to be able to do that after his current embarrassment.]