twenty-first breath ✧ accidental voice/action

[musubi]

[There are certain things that are bound to wake a guy up in the middle of the night. Suddenly switching to the opposite sex is one of them.

The residents of house 43 may be woken by a very feminine scream from Isamu's room followed by a THUD as he falls out of bed and scurries toward the nearest mirror.

His journal is, unfortunately, knocked over in his haste.]

Fucking Malnosso, I'm gonna kill every goddamned one of you.

[Shame it's such an empty threat.]

((ooc: most replies will be made with musubifemme))

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[Action]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

[hubuduhwha is that noise so early--wait that was a scream. From Isamu's room. A girlish scream? Oh shit. What's he done now?

Naoki's just going to be stumbling out of bed (nearly tripping and faceplanting) and mumbling thickly as he tries to wake up in a hurry. Working on it. Now t-trying to get to that bedroom door and get it open.

What is a knob and how does it work. All right, door open, let's try to get out and up to the stairs...]

[Action]

[ledbythewind]

[Naoki isn't the only one who bolted out of bed at that scream because as girlish as it may have been, that was still Isamu screaming and that's not a good sign at all. He pauses just long enough to grab his rapier from the corner of the room before following Naoki out and up the stairs... or at least, attempting to scale the stairs. He's still a little sleepy.]

[Action]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

[Oh crap. He hears both of his housemates and quickly grabs the blanket off the bed, covering the front of himself even though he's not exactly undressed.]

D-don't come in! [That voice? Very much not male.]

[Action]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

[Squinting at the door as he pauses in front of it. That--well, that sounded weird. Sleepily suspicious and WORRIED. A few indistinct words buzz above his head.]

Isamu? What's going on?

()

[Action]

[ledbythewind]

[Fortunately Richard is still too half-asleep to notice those thoughts, so he'll just be placing one hand on the hilt of his rapier.]

Is everything all right?

[Action]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING'S... okay, it's not fine. This sucks.

Please go away now.

[Action]

[denyingreasons.livejournal.com]

...

Right. We're coming in, Isamu. [WORRIED, OKAY. Sup, this is Naoki busting into your room...well, just opening it up and stepping inside.]

[Voice] lol I love the above thread, guys

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[..................]

You got a cold, kid? [He'll get to that message later]

[Voice] <3

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Wha-- [Crap. The journal.]

Aw, fuck me, dude.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Isamu... you sound distinctly woman.

Sanji is confused.]

... Uh, something happen?

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Of course something happened. Something always happens.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

...

Take a few days off from work.

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

What? Afraid you'll hit on me if I don't?

[Voice]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Raph's done a double take, triple take, maybe even quadruple take at that entry. And no. No fucking way.

Then he just busts out laughing.]

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck you, Raph. Just wait until you get hit with something too.

[Voice]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He grins cheekily, still chuckling to himself.]

With my luck? I gotta enjoy bein' normal while it lasts.

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

If you get turned into a pet, you better hope I have a little aquarium sitting around.

[Voice]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You wish. [Oh god, talking to him like this is so weird.]

Yo, Isamu. Now I gotta know. You still like boobs?

[And now he's laughing his ass off again. This is so fucked up.]

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I still love boobs!

Boobs are great! Boobs for everyone! MY TITS ARE AWESOME, RAPH.

Now I'm gonna kill you.

[voice]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

[A higher pitched voice than normal. At least Sano's figured out the journals enough to know who he's talking to.]

Fucking hell. I don't know whether to be glad it's not just me, or feel sorry for us both.

...Damn it, they could at least have left me alone long enough to laugh at you.


[ooc: yeah, I don't have your art skills, Lauren. Pretend it's femme!Sano that Isamu sees.]

[voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Real shame about that.

...Who are you again?

Re: [voice]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

That guy you showed how to use the journals the other day.

Nice to see you're still a dick even when you don't have one.

[voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Oh right.

I just didn't recognize your sultry voice.

Re: [voice]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

Jealous because it's hotter than yours?

So how long do these things usually last?

[voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

You wish.

One, maybe two weeks at most.