twenty-first breath ✧ accidental voice/action

[musubi]

[There are certain things that are bound to wake a guy up in the middle of the night. Suddenly switching to the opposite sex is one of them.

The residents of house 43 may be woken by a very feminine scream from Isamu's room followed by a THUD as he falls out of bed and scurries toward the nearest mirror.

His journal is, unfortunately, knocked over in his haste.]

Fucking Malnosso, I'm gonna kill every goddamned one of you.

[Shame it's such an empty threat.]

((ooc: most replies will be made with musubifemme))

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[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Sure. [he doesn't look or sound convinced]

Look, shit's happening all over Luceti again. I doubt anyone's gonna really notice.

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Dammit, dammit, dammit...

Well, what do you think? Do you really think I can just walk around like this and it'll be fine?

[Here, Sanji. Have a good view of Isamu. He's, uh. Not wearing a bra or anything yet.]

[Voice] 1/3

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[He's left with two simultaneous reactions over here, and they are as follows]

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Voice] 3/4 I lied

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Shit, this is not fair. POINTEDLY LOOKING AWAY FROM THE JOURNAL]

O-oi! Get a bra or something!

[Voice] /dying

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

[He turns bright red, covering his breasts with crossed arms.]

I don't own any!

...Fuck.

[Voice] This is gooooold

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he can not unsee! ... Only half of him wishes he could unsee!

Damn it]

Then go get some! Or make Naoki get you a pair! [Sanji will holler for his ass over the journals if he's gotta]

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Why don't you get them if they're so damn important?!

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Like shitty hell! I don't even know what size you are!










[He lies]

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

And you think I do?? I don't even know how to wear one!

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... They're not that complicated.

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Would you know that from experience?

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Bite him, brat]

I stick that one under shitty common sense.

[Voice]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

...I'm not asking Naoki to go get me bras.

His thoughts are showing.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Again?

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Again.

And he can't reign them in for shit.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Alright, I got it. [No subjecting the... man-turned-lady-with-new-hormones to best friends who can't keep their thoughts under control]

Why not get Richard to do it? [You have boobs - these men are your slaves]

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

You want me to trust Richard's fashion sense?

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[The silence is very telling over on this end]

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

W-what? Come on! Have you seen what he wears?

I have standards even as a guy, dammit.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No no, you've... got a point.

[Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

Right?

So you help me, you find someone to help me, or I'm stuck.

[Voice]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing your turtle friend is out.

Re: [Voice]

[musubifemme.livejournal.com]

...Please tell me you weren't being serious with that.