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[musubi]

For scenes that don't require their own post in the community.

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[ledbythewind]

Not unless you put a mattress on the ground beneath it first.

[musubi]

I think you'd just bounce off.

[ledbythewind]

I thought that was supposed to be the idea.

[musubi]

But you're so bony it might hurt a lot anyway.

Maybe if you flapped those little wings a lot.

[ledbythewind]

[... there's a thought.

And cue Richard trying to do just that to see what happens. He actually does manage to lift himself about an inch off the ground!]

[musubi]

Whoa. Huh.

...That's kinda more like hovering, though.

[ledbythewind]

... I'm not sure that will be of much help for a supposed superhero.

[musubi]

We could call you Hoverman.

[ledbythewind]

According to this card, my alias is the "Mask of Barona." That would seem to imply that I'll need some kind of mask.

There wouldn't happen to be any of those in the drawers, would there?

[musubi]

Hell if I know. I didn't see one.

[Not that he'd been looking.]

[ledbythewind]

A sidekick's proper response should be "I'll go check that for you."

[musubi]

What, so I'm your sidekick now?

[ledbythewind]

You are my husband...

[musubi]

I wasn't aware those two things were synonymous.

But then again, I don't remember a lot of things.

[ledbythewind]

I hereby decree them synonymous, whether they were before or not.

[... then he blinks. Where did THAT come from?]

[musubi]

[Snort.]

You decree, huh?

[ledbythewind]

Yes, I do. I trust you have no objections to this?

[musubi]

I'm not wearing anything ridiculous.

[ledbythewind]

I'd say that all depends on your definition of ridiculous.

[musubi]

Of course it depends on MY definition. If it depended on yours I'd be wearing frills.

[ledbythewind]

In that case...

[Run, Isamu. Run for your life, or Richard is going to be raiding the closet to find something to stuff you in.]

[musubi]

...Don't even think about it.

I'll deny that I know you and it won't be too far from the truth.

[ledbythewind]

That ring says otherwise.

[Hmm, what would look good on Isamu? Perhaps that cravat over there... just sort of sidling over towards it.]

[musubi]

So we assume...

[Backing up slowly...]

[ledbythewind]

[TOO LATE, he has seized the cravat and is pouncing.

If Isamu is lucky, he'll be fast enough to avoid this. If not... well, he'll fall victim to frills.]